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@H@3HOW TO BE A SKY CHEAT
@A@2By Uncle Jack
@FHdarkparticle08
@FAdiamond24
@FMshareandenjoy08
{2@1
1Do you have Sky, but are too cheap to pay for the better channels ? Then
1don't sit around watching TNT and TV ASIA follow our simple guide to fooling
1your decoder. Okay so you don't have the cards you need for the better
{1channels, but you can make them with the aid of @7simple household objects.
7
{7@6SKY MOVIES
{6@1
1Mash up one banana, until waffer thin add a dab of tomatoe puree and a
1soupson of vineger. Support with lolly sticks then bake at gas mark 4, or
{1until @7hard.@1 Take it out of the oven, trim down excess banana and simply @7slot
{7it into@1 the decoder. Simple and easy.
1
{1@6SKY MOVIES GOLD
{6@1
1Much the same as sky movies, but ensure all ingrediants are about 40 years
1old and black and white.
1
{1@6SKY SPORTS
{6@1
{1Cut a little section out of your @2E@1n@5g@2l@1a@5n@2d@1 top (Scottish tops ensure BENGALI
{1BROADCASTING) and @7smear in treacle.@1 Wrap tennis racket strings around (only
1£50, or over, rackets work) and glace in ice magic. Wrap this in a league
1table and put in decoder.
1
{1@6THE ADULT CHANNEL
{6@1
{1Get a copy of @1P@2L@3A@4Y@5B@6O@2Y@1 and cut out a 10cm x 10cm portion of the centre spread
1(children - get a parents help using the sharp scissors). Fold in half and
{1stick with.... er .... selotape. Staple on a @7blow up sheep@1 and some @7studded
{7pants@1 and @7thrust it into@1 the decoder. Ensure your `card' does not move
1about inside as this may cause it to go off early. Now you can enjoy 4 hours
1off classic TV (or 5 minutes if you can't get it working properly).
1
1For next time you'll need a beer mat, a traffic cone, A police mans helmet
{1and a years subscription to @3Gardeners World Magazine @1and we'll show you
{1how to get those @7dirty German channels@1 you only ever dreamed about.
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